I recently did my 11-year-old self proud by getting to write copy for the Star Wars and Marvel brands at Hasbro.

I wrote the e-commerce copy for these nerd-approved items. Added a couple of taglines here to sum things up.

Star Wars The Vintage Collection Episode VI Return of The Jedi Jabba's Tatooine Skiff Vehicle

Product Description:

This ultra-detailed Star Wars The Vintage Collection Jabba’s Tatooine Skiff Vehicle features movie-inspired design, adjustable and removable parts, and sturdy, clear display stand. Scaled to fit multiple 3.75-inch-scale action figures (each sold separately), the skiff makes an ideal addition or beginning to any Star Wars toy collection.

Fans can also look out for other Star Wars The Vintage Collection toys. Also available from Episode VI Return of the Jedi are 3.75-inch-scale action figures of Jabba’s Tatooine Skiff crew! Each sold separately.

More about Jabba's Tatooine Skiff Vehicle:

From the comfort of his barge on Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt orders his men to make Luke Skywalker walk the plank of the Desert Skiff. Waiting below Luke is the mouth of the toothy desert monster, the Sarlacc. On board the skiff with Jabba’s cronies and Skywalker are a few of the Jedi’s trusted allies. Battle commences and Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Lando Calrissian attempt to fight off the Hutt Crime Syndicate and make their escape. With this Star Wars The Vintage Collection Tatooine Skiff, the stage is set for fans to recreate this classic Return of the Jedi battle and imagine new adventures.

Product Features:

Inspired by Jabba’s Tatooine Skiff featured in Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi.

This ultra-detailed Vintage Tatooine Skiff is a great addition to any Star Wars toy collection. Designed to fit a cast of 3.75-inch-scale character action figures (each sold separately), this movie-inspired vehicle will delight fans of the original Star Wars Trilogy.

The Tatooine Skiff is designed to tilt on its display stand and features moveable rudders and an extendable gangplank.

An intact railing can be replaced with one designed for character figures like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to dangle from.

Deck panels can be removed to reveal delicately designed engine details. This Star Wars The Vintage Collection vehicle is more than just a display item.

Star Wars The Black Series Hyperreal 8-Inch Darth Vader

Product Description:

Featuring super realistic detailing and articulation, along with an exterior skin and interior skeletal structure for seamless posing, Star Wars The Black Series Hyperreal figures let fans recreate galactic scenes with a faithfulness to the Star Wars entertainment that includes the Star Wars comics, movies, and animated series. The minute, entertainment-inspired Star Wars details and 8-inch-scale make these figures an impressive addition to any Star Wars figure collection. (Figures each sold separately. Subject to availability.)

More about Star Wars The Black Series Hyperreal 8-Inch Darth Vader:

Once a heroic Jedi Knight, Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He remains in service of the Emperor, enforcing his Master's will and seeking to crush the Rebel Alliance.

This Star Wars The Black Series Hyperreal Darth Vader figure features Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back movie-inspired detail, fabric costuming, interior skeletal structure with seamless joints, and hyper articulation for realistic posing.

Other Product Details:

Realistic detailing including fabric costuming, interior skeletal structure, seamless joints and hyper articulation allows fans to create almost lifelike poses and scenes for display in their collection.

This highly detailed Darth Vader figure captures the minute physical features of the imposing character inspired by the Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back movie.

Inspired by the Sith Lord in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, part of the original Star Wars trilogy, this Darth Vader figure is great for display in any Star Wars collection.

Includes multiple hands, a figure stand, and multiple accessories for display in any Star Wars collection.

Inspired by Star Wars movies and entertainment, Star Wars The Black Series action figures and vehicles (each sold separately) enhance any Star Wars collection or display.